A New Resolution To Quit Smoking
Jack, at a New Year’s party, turns to his friend, Tom, and asks for a cigarette.
‘I thought you made a New Year’s resolution to quit smoking,’ Tom responds.
‘I’m in the process of giving up,’ replies Jack with a smile. ‘Right now, I am in the middle of phase one.’
‘Phase one?’ wonders Tom.
‘Yeah,’ laughs Jack, ‘I’ve quit buying.’

Peter got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC

Funny Conversations Between Husband And Wives
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your
picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem can
there be greater than this one

Let us be generous like this :
Four Ants are moving through a forest.They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.
Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone.
Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path.
Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.

Wish You All A Happy New Year( Another Year Of Laughter And Joy) !!!

Wish you all a Merry Christmas!!!

Your warmness and your love
Grow within me every day
Your thoughtful little looks
And the funny things you say.
You are the one I care about
And the only one I need
From break of day until days end
I always follow your lead.

Despite our different opinions
And little short-lived fights
My feelings for you run freely
Like a blue sky full of kites.

For like the flight of a butterfly
Over ocean and mountain view
Your love becomes my life
As you make my dreams come true.

Thank you for our marriage
Make of fairy-tale and love
For being the perfect husband
And for our eternal love.

Happy Valentine, my love!
All my love is yours.
Praised be love that brings us home,
Pilgrims to these shores.

Yearnings here find harborage;
Vanities, sly smiles.
All that righteous anger rends,
Love here reconciles.

Even in the darkness where
No bitterness finds rest,
Thoughts of you are like a dawn
Intent on happiness.

Nor would I have so light a heart
Except that I am blessed!

Happy Valentine’s Day

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Happy birthday dear Vanithaaaaaaaa

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