Haha. I liked Calvin’s last dialogue very much.
13 AugI have already told you. I love cartoons. In Bangalore, I used to reach my hostel by 6.30 in the evening and start watching Tom & Jerry in Cartoon Network from 6.30 to 7.00. I don’t like Pokemon and other stuffs much. In printed format Calvin & Hobbes is my favorite. In my Bangalore office Ashwin used to send us comic pages every day. I always feel that this Calvin is a living kid. What a naughty boy and an innocent stuffed tiger!!!! I love Hobbes also very much. How much support he’s giving to this little naughty boy!! Here I am sharing one of my favorite Calvin and Hobbes series. Enjoy.
What wiki says about Calvin and Hobbes – Calvin and Hobbes is a comic strip written and illustrated by Bill Watterson, following the humorous antics of Calvin, an imaginative six-year old boy, and Hobbes, his energetic and sardonic—albeit stuffed—tiger. The pair are named after John Calvin, a 16th century French Reformation theologian, and Thomas Hobbes, a 17th century English political philosopher. The strip was syndicated daily from November 18, 1985 to December 31, 1995. At its height, Calvin and Hobbes was carried by over 2,400 newspapers worldwide. To date, more than 30 million copies of the 18 Calvin and Hobbes books have been printed.
12 Aug1. Teacher teaching algebra to student
A=B
B=C
That means A=C
Sir asked 2 give example 4 it
Student: sir I love u, u love your daughter, it means I love your daughter
2. Dad: Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son: Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
3. A rose is always a rose whether it’s in a golden pot or in the ground.
Same way u r always my friend whether u r in central jail or mental hospital
4. TEACHER: you call your mother as MUM. What will you call your mother’s younger sister & elder sis?
Sardar: so simple, I’ll call them MINIMUM & MAXIMUM
5. How to kill a mosquito: Catch it alive, Tie its legs then make gudgudi in its stomach and when it laughs,
Catch its mouth & pour a spoon of poison.
6. Wife 2 Husband, ‘See That’s My First Boy-Friend At The Bar, He Is Drinking Since I Left Him 10 Years Ago!’
Husband, ‘Nonsense! No One Can Celebrate That Long!’
7. A Son at college wanted more money. He sent a telegram to his father
“NO MONEY.
NO FUN.
YOUR SON.”
The father replied:
“HOW SAD,
TOO BAD,
YOUR DAD!!
8. Frog goes to astrologer to know its future.
Ast: you’ll meet a young girl who wants to know everything about you.
Frog:Great! When & where?
Ast: Next semester in biology lab.
9. Boy: I’ll climb the tallest mount, swim the deepest ocean, walk on hot coal bare-foot, just 4u..!
Girl: So sweet! Can u come to meet me?
Boy: Not now, its raining..
10. Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala (dog)?
Lawyer: My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ (which law) kehta hai?
7 Aug