Category Archives: Funny Stuffs

SMS jokes

  • Dad to Tintumon: When I beat you how did you control your anger?

    Tintumon: I start cleaning the toilet.

    Dad: How does that satisfy you?

    Tintumon: I clean it with your tooth brush.

  • Dad: Do u know how 2 swim?

    Tintumon: No.

    Dad: A dog is better than u! It can swim.

    Tintumon: So do u know how 2 swim?

    Dad: For sure!

    Tintumon: Then, what’s the difference between u and a dog?

  • Tintumon called FM radio & said

    “I’ve found a purse with Rs.15000/- a credit card & an ID card of Mr.Mani, No.13,Halls rd,kannur….

    Radio jocky : How honest ….so you want to return his purse…?

    Tintumon : no……. i just wanted to dedicate a sad song for him…

  • Father and Tintumon were standing in front of the tiger’s cage at the zoo.

    The father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are and Tintumon was taking it all in with a serious expression.

    “Dad,” tinumon said finally, “if the tiger got out of his cage and ate you up …”

    “Yes, son?” the father said expectantly.

    “What bus should I take home?” Tintumon finished

  • Tintumon was asked to write a sign board for the traffic near the school.

    He wrote”Drive carefully! Don’t kill the students, wait for the teachers”

  • Prof.: Chemical symbol of Barium?

    Tintumon:BA

    Prof.: For Sodium?

    Tintumon:NA

    Prof.: What will we get if 1 atom of Barium & 2 atoms of Sodium combines?

    Tintumon:”BANANA”

  • The principal was annoyed by the noise during the assembly program.

    “There seem to be several idiots in the auditorium this morning,Wouldn’t it be better to hear one at a time?”

    Tintumon shouted, “Okay – you start.”

  • Teacher: Imagine u r a millionaire. Write ur life history.

    Tintumon didn’t write.

    Teacher: why are you not writing?

    Tintumon : I’m waiting 4 my secretary 2 take notes….

  • PASSIVE VOICE

    Teacher: Write the passive voice of ” I made a mistake”

    Tintumon: ” I was made by a mistake”

  • A professor to Tintumon: “what is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?”

    Tintumon: “JIMBALAKDI PAMBA”

    professor: “I don’t understand anything”

    Tintumon: “same 2 you”

  • Tintumon: Dad, there is a small PTA meeting at school tomorrow…..

    Dad: Wat do u mean by a small PTA meeting ?

    Tintumon: its… just u, me & the Principal !

  • Techy Tintumon

    Teacher: Write a C program to prevent TITANIC from sinking..

    Tintumon:Declare the variable TITANIC as float…!

  • A day spent without laughter is a day wasted. Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley

Funny Marriage Quotes and Jokes

Love is blind, marriage is the eye-opener.

The way of transferring funds faster than electronic banking is called marriage.

Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.

Quotes on Marriage

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

I fell in love at first sight… I should have looked twice.

The only mistake for which people are congratulated is marriage.

Behind every successful wife, stands a surprised mother in law.

The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.

Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

Marriage is like ordering your own choice from menu card in a restaurant and looking at neighbor’s table and thinking “I should have ordered that.”

Smiling Babies – an awesome magic

Today morning while coming, I happened to see a baby looking at me and smiling, what a cute smile it was, there was a lot of innocence and cuteness hidden in that smile, which made me forget all my stress, tension everything for a while, hence I thought to share some cute photos of smiling babies with you all to make you all feel as such.

Happy baby

It is of course a magic that on by having a look at these pictures definitely you all will be able to forget your stress, angry everything at least for a while. Let us go into that awesome magic.

Cute smile with two teeth!!!!!!!!!!

Smiling Baby

Even a Bathing baby also looks cute!!!!!

Bathing baby

What a style the baby is having!!!!

Sunbathing-baby

When babies cry also they will look cute, this picture is a good example for that.

Funny crying baby

See how naughty it is to peep out from the blanket.

Naughty baby

Very cute know!!! The way the baby stands looks awesome!!!!

Crazy baby

Still didn’t feel the magic? See this video definitely you will feel the magic.

Hope, this post would have made you all feel happy!!

SMS

These are the collection of some cool sms which i wish to share with you all….

  • The problem of solving a problem is not a problem but when a problem solves a problem without any problem then the problem is not at all a problem. Any problem, No problem 🙂
  • Message from Forest department:
    Love trees but don’t love under trees.
  • After robbing d Bank, robber to clerk: Did u see me robbing?
    Clerk: Yes.
    Robber shot the clerk dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?
    2nd clerk: No, but my wife saw u!!
  • Think big, Think smart, think positive, Think beautiful, Think great, I know this is too much for u, so here is a shortcut – Just think about ME!
  • Professor: Which is the most important LAW of Finance for Starting a New Business?
    Student: Father-in-Law
  • If time doesn’t wait for you, don’t worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
  • Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did.
  • Do not postpone any work for tomorrow, no problem you can do it day after tomorrow.
  • Marriage is like ordering your own choice from menu card in a restaurant and looking at neighbor’s table and thinking “I should have ordered that”.
  • Love is beautiful, wonderful and amazing. You feel it is the best thing in the world until your daughter falls in love”
  • A motorist hit a sparrow. He took d unconscious bird, put in cage with bread & water.
    Bird wakes up, looks around & screams: My God! I’ve killed the motorist.
  • I have started loving ‘U’… I know it sounds ridiculous but I can’t control my feelings 4 ‘U’. Sometime later I’ll start loving more ALPHABETS!
  • Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Love makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above… So always Brush your Teeth.
  • Another Moon is Possible,
    another Sun is Possible,
    another Sky is Possible,
    But another person Like U is Impossible
    ‘Because God can’t make the same Mistake twice.
  • U love someone… u marry someone else. The one u marry become your wife or husband and the one u loved becomes the password of your email id…
  • Whenever a boy takes any important decision, he closes his eyes, thinks a lot, listens to his heart, uses his brain and finally does what his girlfriend says…
  • I am only responsible for what I say, not what you understand.
  • A school held contest for kids,
    The theme was the cutest thing Dad did for me!!!
    Award winning wonderful answer was “He married my mom”.
  • Rich Man: I have 12 cars, 14 houses, millions of bank balance, what you have?
    Poor Man: I have only one son, his lover is your daughter.

    Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley

Funny translations of proverb

This week I have just planned to write funny translations of tamil proverb to english. Hope you all will like this……………

  • For good cow, one heat.
    (Nalla maatuku oru soodu)
  • Bad donkey small wall.
    (Kazhudhai ketta kutti cheviru)
  • 5 not bending, 50 also no bend.
    (5il valayadhadhu 50il valayuma)
  • For crow, its kutty gold kutty.
    (Kaakaiku than kunju pon kunju)
  • For elephant also leg slip.
    (Yaanaikum adi sarukum)
  • Study hand size,no study world size.
    (Katradhu kai alavu, kalladhadhu ulagalavu)
  • Ant move, stone melt.
    (Yerumbu oora, kallum karayum)
  • Donkey knows camphor smell.
    (Kazhudhaiku theriuma karpoora vaasanai)
  • If Crow bath, become crane??
    (Kaaka kulichal kokku aaguma??)
  • If needed jackfruit on root grow.
    (Venamengil palaa verilum kaayikkum)
  • Snake on fence on shoulder no put.
    (Veliyil kidakira paambai eduthu tholil podathey)
  • Miser gets life, hold umbrella at midnight.
    (Alpanuku vazhvu vandha Ardha Raathriyilum koda Pidipan)
  • Small drop big water.
    (Siru thulli peruvellam)

    Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley

Don’t copy if you can’t paste

A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. He Said : “The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn’t my wife!” The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added: “And that woman was my mother!”

Laughter and applause.

A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink. He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner, “The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!”

The wife went; “ah!” with shock and rage. Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out “….and I can’t remember who she was!”

By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed nursing burns from boiling water.


Moral of the story:

Don’t copy if you can’t paste!