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Attha pookalam done by my mom

I wish you all a very Happy Onam.        

• Dad to Tintumon: When I beat you how did you control your anger?
  
  Tintumon: I start cleaning the toilet.
  
  Dad: How does that satisfy you?
  
  Tintumon: I clean it with your tooth brush.
  
  



• Dad: Do u know how 2 swim?
  
  Tintumon: No.
  
  Dad: A dog is better than u! It can swim.
  
  Tintumon: So do u know how 2 swim?
  
  Dad: For sure!
  
  Tintumon: Then, what’s the difference between u and a dog?
  
  



• Tintumon called FM radio & said
  
  “I’ve found a purse with Rs.15000/- a credit card & an ID card of Mr.Mani, No.13,Halls rd,kannur….
  
  Radio jocky : How honest ….so you want to return his purse…?
  
  Tintumon : no……. i just wanted to dedicate a sad song for him…
  
  



• Father and Tintumon were standing in front of the tiger’s cage at the zoo.
  
  The father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are and Tintumon was taking it all in with a serious expression.
  
  “Dad,” tinumon said finally, “if the tiger got out of his cage and ate you up …”
  
  “Yes, son?” the father said expectantly.
  
  “What bus should I take home?” Tintumon finished
  
  



• Tintumon was asked to write a sign board for the traffic near the school.
  
  He wrote”Drive carefully! Don’t kill the students, wait for the teachers”
  
  



• Prof.: Chemical symbol of Barium?
  
  Tintumon:BA
  
  Prof.: For Sodium?
  
  Tintumon:NA
  
  Prof.: What will we get if 1 atom of Barium & 2 atoms of Sodium combines?
  
  Tintumon:”BANANA”
  
  



• The principal was annoyed by the noise during the assembly program.
  
  “There seem to be several idiots in the auditorium this morning,Wouldn’t it be better to hear one at a time?”
  
  Tintumon shouted, “Okay – you start.”
  
  



• Teacher: Imagine u r a millionaire. Write ur life history.
  
  Tintumon didn’t write.
  
  Teacher: why are you not writing?
  
  Tintumon : I’m waiting 4 my secretary 2 take notes….
  
  



• PASSIVE VOICE
  
  Teacher: Write the passive voice of ” I made a mistake”
  
  Tintumon: ” I was made by a mistake”
  
  



• A professor to Tintumon: “what is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?”
  
  Tintumon: “JIMBALAKDI PAMBA”
  
  professor: “I don’t understand anything”
  
  Tintumon: “same 2 you”
  
  



• Tintumon: Dad, there is a small PTA meeting at school tomorrow…..
  
  Dad: Wat do u mean by a small PTA meeting ?
  
  Tintumon: its… just u, me & the Principal !
  
  



• Techy Tintumon
  
  Teacher: Write a C program to prevent TITANIC from sinking..
  
  Tintumon eclare the variable TITANIC as float…!
  

A day spent without laughter is a day wasted.

Mater discovers that he is not just a rusty truck that other cars laugh at and McQueen realizes how much Mater means to him.

During the adventure, Mater becomes sidetracked, while Lightning McQueen continues his pursuit to win the race. The story goes on as such.

Kerala is popularly known as the land of god for its amazing nature showcase. There are plenty such places worldwide and its every traveler’s dream to visit those places.

So book great vacation rentals worldwide for your vacations and enjoy these nature trips with your family or friends.

Tea has been the main agricultural crop in this region since late 19^th century. The hills around Munnar are blanketed with best-in-class green tea bushes.

If you are a true nature lover who has a passion for driving, Munnar is your dream destination. Around every corner is a surprising view, you do not need a map or guide; all you need is the interest to look at the beauty of nature.

Ingredients For Chicken Tikka 750 gms of Boneless chicken 3 tbsp chili powder 3 tbsp Lemon juice Salt, Oil as required For marinade Curd (yogurt)1 cup 1 tbsp Ginger garlic paste ½ tsp Curry powder 2 tbsp Mustard oil For Onion-Tomato Masala 3 Chopped Onions 4 chopped tomatoes ½ tbsp Cumin seeds ½ roasted cumin powder 7-8 cloves of Garlic ½ tsp Coriander powder For Gravy Butter, as required ¼ cup Tomato puree Chopped coriander leaves Dry fenugreek leaves, roasted and crushed ¼ cup Cream Ginger, as required

Method :  

1. Mix 1 tbsp lemon juice, chili powder, ginger garlic paste, curry powder, yogurt, salt, Mustard oil and chicken pieces.
2. Let the chicken marinate for about three hours in the refrigerator.
3. Thread the chicken onto skewers.
4. Heat four tablespoons oil on a frying pan and place the skewers on it.
5. On by turning the skewers a few times, the chicken gets cooked evenly brown on all sides.
6. For onion-tomato masala heat the remaining oil in a pan.
7. Add cumin seeds, when they begin to change color add onions and saute till well browned.
8. Add garlic cloves, 1 tbsp ginger garlic paste, cumin powder, coriander powder, tomatoes.
9. Once the tomatoes are cooked completely add salt and mix well.
10. Heat butter in another pan and add the remaining ginger garlic paste, tomato puree and saute for two minutes.
11. Add half cup of water and cook for two to three minutes.
12. Add the chicken pieces, chili powder, curry powder, salt, coriander leaves, onion-tomato masala and simmer till the gravy reduces a little.
13. Allow it to cook for 2 minutes, Add kasuri methi, cream and mix well.
14. Remove from heat and garnish it with ginger strips and the remaining coriander leaves.
15. Yummy chicken tikka is ready to serve!!!!!!!!!!

Note: If you wish take the pieces off the skewers and place it on a plate.

The fourth entry in the Johnny Depp-starring “Pirates” series collection was $256.3 million on its first weekend in more than 100 foreign countries, according to an estimate from Walt Disney Studios. That’s the biggest international debut of all time for a film.

It had made up more than for a softer-than-expected $90.1-million launch in the U.S. and Canada. The total worldwide tally was a huge $346.4 million; the film enjoyed the all-time biggest openings in Latin America, the Middle East and Russia, according to Disney.

The disparity in performance demonstrates that in the increasingly global film business, movies can still be blockbuster hits while disappointing at the domestic box office.

“On Stranger Tides” could end up collecting a total of $1 billion, easily justifying the more than $400 million Disney spent on production and advertising.

“People have got to understand the size of the stage,” said Disney distribution President Chuck Viane. “It doesn’t matter where the money comes from anymore.”

In fact, the best news at the domestic box office may have come not for “Pirates” but the modestly budgeted comedy “Bridesmaids.” It dropped only 20% on its second weekend to $21.1 million, an indication of strong word of mouth.

To bolster “On Stranger Tides” after 2007 grossed less than the 2006 second entry. U.S. and Canadian audiences didn’t seem to appreciate the effort. Though the movie enjoyed the biggest opening of the year in those countries, it came in well behind the last two “Pirates” pictures. They launched to $135.6 million and $114.7 million respectively.

Despite poor reviews, most people who saw “On Stranger Tides” seemed to like it. U.S. audiences scored the picture a B+, according to market research firm Cinema Score.

Even with strong word of mouth, though, “On Stranger Tides” will struggle to avoid being the lowest-grossing “Pirates” movie domestically, a title held by the original “Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl,” which generated $305.4 million in 2003.

It is also clear that the “Pirates” franchise itself remains vibrant overseas, particularly in countries where many people may not have even seen the original because there were fewer theaters in 2003.

Since the movie’s premiere at Disneyland on May 7, the cast has spent its time doing international publicity including premieres in London, Moscow and at the Cannes Film Festival — an effort that obviously paid off.