Monthly Archives: August 2011

SMS jokes

  • Dad to Tintumon: When I beat you how did you control your anger?

    Tintumon: I start cleaning the toilet.

    Dad: How does that satisfy you?

    Tintumon: I clean it with your tooth brush.

  • Dad: Do u know how 2 swim?

    Tintumon: No.

    Dad: A dog is better than u! It can swim.

    Tintumon: So do u know how 2 swim?

    Dad: For sure!

    Tintumon: Then, what’s the difference between u and a dog?

  • Tintumon called FM radio & said

    “I’ve found a purse with Rs.15000/- a credit card & an ID card of Mr.Mani, No.13,Halls rd,kannur….

    Radio jocky : How honest ….so you want to return his purse…?

    Tintumon : no……. i just wanted to dedicate a sad song for him…

  • Father and Tintumon were standing in front of the tiger’s cage at the zoo.

    The father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are and Tintumon was taking it all in with a serious expression.

    “Dad,” tinumon said finally, “if the tiger got out of his cage and ate you up …”

    “Yes, son?” the father said expectantly.

    “What bus should I take home?” Tintumon finished

  • Tintumon was asked to write a sign board for the traffic near the school.

    He wrote”Drive carefully! Don’t kill the students, wait for the teachers”

  • Prof.: Chemical symbol of Barium?


    Prof.: For Sodium?


    Prof.: What will we get if 1 atom of Barium & 2 atoms of Sodium combines?


  • The principal was annoyed by the noise during the assembly program.

    “There seem to be several idiots in the auditorium this morning,Wouldn’t it be better to hear one at a time?”

    Tintumon shouted, “Okay – you start.”

  • Teacher: Imagine u r a millionaire. Write ur life history.

    Tintumon didn’t write.

    Teacher: why are you not writing?

    Tintumon : I’m waiting 4 my secretary 2 take notes….


    Teacher: Write the passive voice of ” I made a mistake”

    Tintumon: ” I was made by a mistake”

  • A professor to Tintumon: “what is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?”

    Tintumon: “JIMBALAKDI PAMBA”

    professor: “I don’t understand anything”

    Tintumon: “same 2 you”

  • Tintumon: Dad, there is a small PTA meeting at school tomorrow…..

    Dad: Wat do u mean by a small PTA meeting ?

    Tintumon: its… just u, me & the Principal !

  • Techy Tintumon

    Teacher: Write a C program to prevent TITANIC from sinking..

    Tintumon:Declare the variable TITANIC as float…!

  • A day spent without laughter is a day wasted. Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley

Rise of the Planet of the Apes – Movie review

Rise of the Planet of the Apes is a 2011 American science fiction film. The film is directed by Rupert Wyatt. It is a reboot of the Planet of the Apes series.

Planet of the apes movie

Planet of the apes

The story starts with the scientist Will Rodman, currently residing in San Francisco. He is working on a cure for Alzheimer’s disease by performing tests on apes.

During his test a female chimpanzee gives birth to a baby chimpanzee named Caesar. Steven Jacobs orders to put down all the test chimpanzees after the escape of the female chimpanzee.

Robert Franklin, the subordinate responsible for carrying out this was not able to kill the baby chimpanzee and instead he kept it in his house. Caesar haves high intelligence, and learns unbelievably well.

Rise of the planet of the apes caesar

Rise of the planet of the apes - caesar

Will gives a sample of his cure to his father, who is suffering from Alzheimer’s. Initially his father improves but illness came back again.

On by attacking a neighbor who threatened Will’s father, Caesar is forced to leave Will’s house and entered a primate facility in San Bruno, where the apes are held in cages and are cruelly treated.

Rodman again creates a more powerful cure to treat his father and begins testing on chimps begin. The new Cure strengthens the intelligence of the apes, but is critical to humans. Franklin dies because of his exposure towards the virus.

Rise of the planet of the apes

Rise of the planet of the apes

Caesar escapes from his cage and releases an airborne strain of the virus that increases the intelligence of the apes.

Because of the virus Caesar was able to speak and it made all apes escape from the primate facility, Will’s research institute and San Francisco Zoo.

They all escaped through the streets by fighting with a police blockade who stopped them from crossing.

The movie is most surprising in its seriousness as it shows a forceful character study of Caesar.

Overall it is rated as 5/8 with most satisfying subject.