Funny Marriage Quotes and Jokes

Love is blind, marriage is the eye-opener.

The way of transferring funds faster than electronic banking is called marriage.

Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

I fell in love at first sight… I should have looked twice.

The only mistake for which people are congratulated is marriage.

Behind every successful wife, stands a surprised mother in law.

The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.

Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

Marriage is like ordering your own choice from menu card in a restaurant and looking at neighbor’s table and thinking “I should have ordered that.”