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Hello Friends… Just hours more left to bid Good Bye to 2009… 2009 would have been a great year for few us and for others may not…Well lets always remember that life is full of ups and downs..So come on lets have a big laugh by reading these and thank God for all that he has done so far so long…

A New Resolution To Quit Smoking
Jack, at a New Year’s party, turns to his friend, Tom, and asks for a cigarette.
‘I thought you made a New Year’s resolution to quit smoking,’ Tom responds.
‘I’m in the process of giving up,’ replies Jack with a smile. ‘Right now, I am in the middle of phase one.’
‘Phase one?’ wonders Tom.
‘Yeah,’ laughs Jack, ‘I’ve quit buying.’

Peter got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC

Funny Conversations Between Husband And Wives
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your
picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem can
there be greater than this one

Let us be generous like this :
Four Ants are moving through a forest.They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.
Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone.
Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path.
Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.

Wish You All A Happy New Year( Another Year Of Laughter And Joy) !!!

31 Dec

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