Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.
Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.
Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor’s Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman’s finger and two under the man’s eyes.
Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever.
Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of “rings”:
* The Engagement Ring
* The Wedding Ring
* The Suffe-Ring
* The Endu-Ring
There are two times a man does’nt understand a woman, before marriage and after marriage!
A successful husband is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man!
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife!
A man will pay $2.00 for a $1.00 item he wants. A woman will pay $1.00 for a $2.00 item she does not want!
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
Married man live longer than a single man, but married man are lot more willing to die!
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the begining of a new argument.
Any married man should forget his mistakes because there is no use in remembering two people the same thing.
When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the “y” becomes silent.
What is the difference between a marriage and a war? – A marriage is a war in which the enemies can sleep together!
I asked my wife, “Where do you want to go for our anniversary?” She said, “Somewhere I have never been!” I told her, “How about the kitchen?”
Bad Teddy recently explained to me why he refuses to ever get married. He says “the wedding rings look too much like miniature handcuffs…..”
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all !
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he does’nt. A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change and she does.
15 Oct
