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1. Teacher teaching algebra to student
A=B
B=C
That means A=C
Sir asked 2 give example 4 it
Student: sir I love u, u love your daughter, it means I love your daughter

2. Dad: Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son: Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

3. A rose is always a rose whether it’s in a golden pot or in the ground.
Same way u r always my friend whether u r in central jail or mental hospital

4. TEACHER: you call your mother as MUM. What will you call your mother’s younger sister & elder sis?
Sardar: so simple, I’ll call them MINIMUM & MAXIMUM

5. How to kill a mosquito: Catch it alive, Tie its legs then make gudgudi in its stomach and when it laughs,
Catch its mouth & pour a spoon of poison.

6. Wife 2 Husband, ‘See That’s My First Boy-Friend At The Bar, He Is Drinking Since I Left Him 10 Years Ago!’
Husband, ‘Nonsense! No One Can Celebrate That Long!’

7. A Son at college wanted more money. He sent a telegram to his father
“NO MONEY.
NO FUN.
YOUR SON.”
The father replied:
“HOW SAD,
TOO BAD,
YOUR DAD!!

8. Frog goes to astrologer to know its future.
Ast: you’ll meet a young girl who wants to know everything about you.
Frog:Great! When & where?
Ast: Next semester in biology lab.

9. Boy: I’ll climb the tallest mount, swim the deepest ocean, walk on hot coal bare-foot, just 4u..!
Girl: So sweet! Can u come to meet me?
Boy: Not now, its raining..

10. Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala (dog)?
Lawyer: My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ (which law) kehta hai?